Victims twice. Band of idiots, clowns, thieves en route

​​​​​​​​​​​HOUSTON, CORPUS CHRISTI – You may know this already, but you’re about to meet the most charming men and women in the world.

Here, in your hours of greatest need, you’ll receive an unwanted barrage of telemarketers, deceitful fliers and obnoxious front-door visitors.

They all want one thing. Your signature on a contract.

You need a builder? You need a roofer? I hope you like to gamble.

Texas is the only wide open state in the hurricane-prone Gulf for roofers and builders. No license required. No prior experience needed.​

Is a contractor honest?

With two questions you can tell if they’re knowledgeable and ethical.

Will you negotiate with my insurance company on my behalf?​

Will you cover my deductible?